Birthday Messages

Happy birthday, you’re not getting older you’re just a little closer to death.

To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

To the nation’s best kept secret; your true age.

May this year be your best ever.

I hope all your birthday dreams and wishes come true.

A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends.

May the best of your past be the worst of your future.

You’re not getting older, you’re getting better.

Wishing you all the great things in life, hope this day will bring you an extra share of all that makes you happiest.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Money’s tight
Times are hard
Here’s you friggin birthday card

Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.

Better to be over the hill than burried under it.

You always have such fun birthdays; you should have one every year.

So many candles… so little cake.

Happy birthday to a person who is smart, good looking, and funny and reminds me a lot of myself.

We know we’re getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.

Happy birthday on your very special day, I hope that you don’t die before you eat your cake.

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